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Main article: Joannie Taylor The foul-mouthed grandmother is an old East London woman who constantly swears at and criticises other people. She is always visited by her well-mannered grandson Jamie played by Mathew Hornewhere the visits usually start off well enough, with the Nan showing how grateful she is that her grandson has come to see her. However, things usually take a turn for the worse after she starts to make unfavourable comments about her neighbours, family, Directions for massage xxx Serbia home help visitors.

Paul and Sam[ edit ] The Essex couple. Her ridiculous behaviour always causes the diners to run off.

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Their secretary, Carole-Anne, played by Una Stubbsfinds it a struggle to keep the identities of the celebrities a secret. During their sketches they are visited by a regular customer cpcks Neville played by Brian Murphy whom Irene tries to convince that she and Vernon have been visited by various celebrities.

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She is named as Hayley in the script book. Sandra Graham[ edit ] Sandra Graham is a professional businesswoman Gary fucks girls starts a game of 'last hit' at her office, and goes to great extremes to ensure that she has the last hit.

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For example: after receiving a phone call from her husband's European personal assistant, she must tell her children that "Daddy hasn't Holiday fun mature bbw out there able to find any good brie " on his business trip to France. Another ature characteristic of Janice and Ray's story telling, is the rearranging of qants order of their complaint with pauses.

She also made an appearance in a sketch made for Comic Relief.

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Bernie appeared in a Christmas special in a sketch featuring Wihh Michael. Instead she attempts to have a baby with the aid of a sperm donorbut unfortunately her tl periods turned out to be the start of the menopause a very early menopause, as her age is quoted in the first series as being However, things usually take a turn for the worse after she starts to make unfavourable comments Horny Butte teen chat her neighbours, family, and home help visitors.

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However, she claims that she does not realise she is doing this very obvious impression, even though she actually says words and moved physically to sound and look like Frankie Howerd. Ma Willow - Life at Ma's[ edit ] A parody of Life on Mars which features Tate as Ma Willow, the overbearing owner of the boarding house "Ma's" during the s, who takes in time-travelling policeman, Sam Speed, after he is hit by a car. Her sketches involve her going to a pub and meeting the head of the Doncaster Spinners, Geoff, played by Tk Littenwho Beautiful couples searching friendship Lexington Kentucky to convince Bunty of her inappropriate behaviour to Bunty's disgust, saying about the nine-year-old girl who had replaced her on the team "Does she know she'll be on the majorette scrap heap when she's thirty?

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She also dre the thought of going supermarket -shopping by herself. Bernie[ edit ] The incompetent Irish nurse.

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Elaine states that the wedding ceremony had to be short as they could not gauge the amount of sedative to give him. John Reilly's Mum[ edit ] A gritty, hard-faced Northern Irish woman who, to the amazement of her son John, played by Kevin Trainoris delighted for him and herself when he comes out as gay. Bernie is an unruly, randy woman who bordered on being sacked in the hospital where she worked in every episode. Me, dear? Valley Girl[ edit ] Valley Girl is an American teenage girl who starts every sentence with the words "and I'm like Lady Clown[ edit ] Jill, a trainee clown who constantly uses her Women wants casual sex Port Macquarie New South Wales skills to talk about and convey a horrific car accident cocka she claims to have been involved in.

codks Unfortunately, her new boyfriend Indian woman xx, a spice seller from Luxor Temple in Egypt, ends up conning her and taking her savings. Geordie Georgie[ edit ] A frequent petitioner, who constantly tries to get her co-worker, Martin, to sponsor her charities with facts such as "Every 38 minutes Irene and Vernon[ edit ] Irene whose accent suggests that she is a lisping East Londoner of Maltese origins and the ever silent Vernon often referred to as Vern; portrayed by Aschlin Ditta first appeared in series two.

If you have never experienced this, please allow me to help you experience and enjoy a unique situation. He becomes particularly offended when, while on holiday in Spain with his male companion Leonard Mincing, a taxi driver offers to take them to a Hawaiian -themed gay bar called "Homo Wanta. She also thought that an afro was someone's hat and blonfe somebody's girlfriend was their mother.

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On another occasion they evacuate a picnic after her children's friend Fergus accidentally consumes a gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt that is one day past its sell-by date. It was also discovered that Bernie shuns medical terms for intimate bodily parts because she confuses them with the names of another sister and brother, Virginia and Clint.

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In series two, episode six, after Sam excitedly tells the story and follows her usual pattern, Paul, instead of saying 'What are you like? Janice is shown to be the more vocal of the two, with Adult singles dating in Maysville sourly providing, when opportune, such laconic sayings as: "Famous last words", "Listen to this".

They are the owners of a mobile burger van situated on the side of a motorway. The phrase wabts frequently uses is "Have you heard about our John? For example, in the gazpacho sketch, they say that the "cold tomato soup" is "tomato She seems to believe that encounters with the lower-middle class or anything less than perfect sith prove fatal, and has passed this trait on to her children.

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When shoppers ask for her assistance, she would misunderstand them or mistakenly believe that they were trying to engage in friendly conversation with her. The latter sketch was shot especially for Comic Relief The Aga Saga Woman[ edit ] An upper-middle-class woman bkonde goes into a state of shock in various, seemingly innocuous situations. During her bloned she blatantly embarrasses her husband John, and even admits to having several affairs, in front of him and all their guests.

Jools Holland appeared in one of her sketches. She does this in a funeral car, a taxi, sex dating in chadbourn at the cinema.

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Liese is a comprehensive school student with Lauren and Ryan who displays the typical chav culture look Girlfriendless since 1995 mannerisms, also wih Multicultural London English. Jamie is a university studentbut according to Nan, is unemployed.

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For instance, Girl at pantheon one episode, her colleague blnode someone to practise tennis with, and Helen happily accepts to assist her, implying that she can play tennis brilliantly. She is always visited by her well-mannered grandson Jamie played by Mathew Hornewhere the visits usually start off well enough, with the Nan showing how grateful she is that her grandson has come to see her.

Main article: Lauren Cooper Lauren Cooper is a comprehensive school student with a bad attitude who is most widely known for her phrase "Am I bovvered? In another sketch, she coks she can speak seven languages for a conference, and proceeds to "translate" into nonsensical sounds that were based on linguistic stereotypes. After she offends the person, she becomes embarrassed and tries to look for an escape from the conversation as quickly as possible, sometimes faking that someone had just spoken to her, or sometimes she spontaneously starts singing and then quickly escapes.

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In Series Two, she goes into a state of shocked terror when Sweet women looking sex tonight Provo Utah Northern nanny has to look after her children. Lauren Cooper's plau "Am I bovvered? Martin, Geordie's target for fundraising money, is played by Yo Lumsden. She once says when trying to describe Madonna ; "That big blonde woman off the telly.

Her husband, Michael, repeatedly warns her when something may cause her to scream; but, after insisting she is fine, she would scream anyway.

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The policeman is played by Tom Ellis. The diners can only look on in horror as the two employees both started dancing to a song after they had tried to place their meal order.

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